10 future Kanye West Twitter rants

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Do you hate Kanye West?

Chances are pretty good he hates you, too.

The king of Twitter rants struck again Saturday night, expressing his distaste of New York City fashion — or lackthereof.

Kanye West tweeted 11 separate messages detailing all the things he hates about every day fashion, including “button up shirts with

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Evil Genius thy name is Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg holds a persian cat while saying "one beeelion dollars"

Best week ever for Instagram?

Last week, the popular photo sharing application released on the Android platform and added 1 million new users in the first 12 hours. 

Today, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced an aquision of the company for ….wait for it….

One. Billion. Dollars.

Instagram’s reported value just last week before the

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My makeup routine

I’ve been obsessed with makeup since middle school. I remember my first powder compact. It was Cover Girl, and I was just enthralled that I had real, grown-up makeup. I still remember the distinct medicinal smell of Cover Girl powder. Why does it smell so strong? I still can’t figure it out (and the

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Great, like I need another addiction

Like cherry icees, Twitter and Bejeweled, I’ve become obsessed with Words with Friends. I have a Droid phone, so I never had access to the game before it was released on this platform earlier this week. I was hooked instantly. This didn’t mean I wasn’t scared. Oh, Lawd, was I scared, or more appropriately,

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Annie is almost like an action flick

So, have you been wondering where Amanda is? No, I didn’t jet off to Bora Bora to date three guys because 1) I’m married 2) I’m not a fame seeking whore and 3) I work for a non-profit. That’s definitely not where I’ve been. I know you’re all missing my delightful recap, but the

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A few Friday Funnies to end this week

A conversation between me and my Husband.

Scene: We’re laying in bed watching GhostHunters in silence.

Me: You know, I think my favorite kind of Jelly Belly is the hot buttered popcorn.Hubby: *face palm*Me: What?Hubby: That is so random.Me: It’s not random. I was sitting here thinking about it before I said something to

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The post in which it becomes clear money can’t buy brains

Did y’all watch the Super Bowl? Wait, let me get more specific. Did y’all watch the Super Bowl commercials?

Remember this one?

That baby, he’s so cute and clever and good with money. And what a player! Milk-a-holic, isn’t that adorable, because they are babies, see, they aren’t old enough to drink; and

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I’m not allowed to watch TLC anymore

[Conversation between me and Hubby  Sunday while we were out for lunch]

Me:  Saturday was pretty much the best day ever.Hubby: Why? Because I wasn’t around to turn the TV on sports.Me: Yes, I watched four hours of “What Not To Wear” on TLC.Hubby: that’s all? Lame.Me: That’s not ALL I watched. I also

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A lesson in patience

At Macaroni Grill for dinner Wednesday night with the in-laws:

Mother-in-law: This looks good. [points to Chicken Cannelloni on the menu]. But what does “hand rolled pasta” mean?Me: Well. It’s like…you know pasta? Before it’s cut? It’s that. But rolled. By hand….Mother-in-law: Ohh, ok.Me: I think you’d like that dish.Mother-in-law: Tell me, though, what’s

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My new 600 thread count sheets are amazing

 Bedtime last night.

Me: Let me tell you a story about these sheets.Hubby: Ok, go ahead.Me: These sheets are awesome.Hubby: That’s not a story.Me: The End. Now it’s a story.

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