Savannah’s Birth Story

Oh hi.

I didn’t see you there. Probably because I haven’t been on my computer for eight weeks.

Today is my first day back to work and I have the feels. The past eight weeks has been a whirlwind. It’s like…the days went so fast, it seems like I’ve had two children my whole

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Celebrity Roundup: Reese Witherspoon Arrest Quotes

Reese witherspoon arrest quotes

I’ve been toying with the idea of having the celebrity roundup become a biweekly feature as celebrities have stopped being interesting and doing dumb stuff and on account of how many Justin Bieber posts can a girl write without starting to feel like a Belieber?

Today would technically be my “off” week,

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Bed shopping

furniture kingdom gainesville florida

A few weeks ago, Kel and I went bed shopping. Our old bed was a hand-me-down from some dear friends who sold all their stuff and moved without jobs because it was God’s plan for them and are now doing awesome (so if that isn’t a testimony, I dont’ know what is, but we’re

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Nine Braid Braided Braid


You guys, I can not NOT make fun of Pinterest. People just make it way too easy.

For instance, have you Pinterest fans noticed how people can’t shut up about braids? OMG, spice up your pony with a braid! Braid a small braid into your bun! Braid your bangs! Braid braid braid braid braid!

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10 restaurant foods that shouldn’t exist

I’m a connoisseur of foods that are delicious and terrible for you. I’d rather eat out than pretty much anything in this world, but there are a few foodstuffs that I just can’t get behind. Certain foods just shouldn’t go together, ya know? Here are 10 foods from restaurants that should not exist and are wrong

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When Friday the 13 strikes back

baby drinking a dole pineapple whip from the Magic Kingdom

Have you linked up with Drawestin: A DrawSomething Linkup yet? What are you waiting on! Open all month!

“Today is Friday the 13!”

“Yeah, I know. It doesn’t bother me, though. I turned 13 on Friday the 13!”

I overheard this conversation while I was waiting for my prescription to be

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Evil Genius thy name is Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg holds a persian cat while saying "one beeelion dollars"

Best week ever for Instagram?

Last week, the popular photo sharing application released on the Android platform and added 1 million new users in the first 12 hours. 

Today, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced an aquision of the company for ….wait for it….

One. Billion. Dollars.

Instagram’s reported value just last week before the

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Be careful what you wish for

the billboard for on top of the world retirement community

Happy Monday. I’m here to tell you a fable.


On the way back from Orlando Saturday…

Hub: You’re always on that phone. Put it down and talk to me.

Me: But i’m talking to my Twitter friends.

Hub: I know but let’s talk. I’m bored just driving.

Me: Ok. What do you want

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Dear everyone on television,

Listen people, you and i need to have a serious talk.

This is an intervention. A pigervention, in fact. Because, you see, there seems to be a ……… Situation. And I’m not talking about a poorly dressed fauxlebrity from the jersey shore.

This situations surrounds the world’s most famous (and

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How Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Almost Ruined My Christmas


I originally posted this Christmas 2009, but it’s still one of my favorite posts I’ve ever written and nobody read my blog then, so I thought I’d resurrect it for my new readers. 

Plus, everything else is on repeat. I might as well repeat on my blog.


How Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

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