 The Olympics are slowly killing me. Between my blood pressure spikes after reading spoiler alerts during the day and the fact that I’m up every night until midnight watching, I feel like I’ve just swam the fastest relay of my career. I mean, I’m presuming this is what it feels like. SPOILER ALERT, I Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Relay Race  We made it to another glorious Friday. I woke up this morning with that Friday Wong running through my head, but the Stephen Colbert version, which I recommend you watch in a hurry if you love to laugh (and i know you do). Of course, time for me to make excuses as to why Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Sick and tired  HEY YOU GUYS! Celebrity Roundup’s first anniversary is coming up in a few short weeks and I’m gonna be a hosting a big Lindsey-Lohan style bender to celebrate. Big news is coming in the next few days and I’ll be announcing it first on my Facebook Fan Page. Hints every day. Now’s the time Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Super Something  I’m linking up today with Angie from Mama Insomnia for her Free FALLin’ meme. I’m here to talk to you today about my favorite thing about fall. It’s not pumpkins, although they are great: (This gigantic pumpkin photo was taken at the Pumpkin Festival back in West Virginia. Those West Virginian pumpkin farmers don’t Read more of Tailgreating Once again, we’ve reached the only time of the year I give a damn about sports — March Madness! Really, if you want me to care about something, make me arbitrarily choose between two things that are exactly the same and watch the magic happen. Oh, those two teams were both 12-8 in Read more of It’s that time again We had an extremely important decision to make this weekend. Sunday night we’re just chilling and my husband randomly pauses whatever we were watching (probably football) (definitely football because that is the current torture he’s putting me through) and turns on his PlayStation. He has three gaming systems — I feel like that’s necessary Read more of I might be married to a gamer Some kids stopped by Sunday night to watch the Kentucky game. That was their cover, but their real MO was to play Hubby’s Play Station 3. Here are some gems from the evening: “I want to tell Ke$ha what to do and she does it.”“Coach, today my sister slept till 1. She’s lazy!” (this Read more of Teens say the darndest things. Also, some recipes. I’m still recovering from this really wild party. And by wild, I mean a booze-free party with lots of teenage boys. Wait. That sounds bad. The teenage boys were here for my husband. Wait. I mean, they are his students and members of his basketball team. I’ll back up just a tad. Remember how Read more of It’s a par-tay at my house, y’all, a basketball par-tay Yesterday marked the first day of my (one and only) most favoritist sports season of the year: Selection Sunday for the NCAA Tournament. I didn’t have any brothers or male cousins my age. Dad just sat around watching football by himself while Mom, Sarah and I would make up ridiculously complex family stories with Read more of How to make March Madness predictions without knowing a thing about basketball: A primer So, you guys, guess who got the ManCold? Yup, apparently picking up dirty tissues and sleeping right next to a sick person will, indeed, get you sick. Of course, I can’t let a little head cold get me down. And it is nothing more than a little head cold. I’ve done more in the Read more of This post will make more sense if you take some Dayquil  | Shop Personalized Lockets  |