 I’ve been toying with the idea of having the celebrity roundup become a biweekly feature as celebrities have stopped being interesting and doing dumb stuff and on account of how many Justin Bieber posts can a girl write without starting to feel like a Belieber? Today would technically be my “off” week, Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Reese Witherspoon Arrest Quotes  GOOOOOD morning Celebrity Roundup friends! Today is brought to you by Einstein Bros Bagels Vanilla Hazelnut Iced Coffee which I recently discovered is 1) cheap 2) delicious 3) FILLED WITH CAFFEINE 4) right downstairs. So that is that. And that? is delicious. It goes without saying that Einstein Bros Bagel Vanilla Hazelnut Iced Coffee will not Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Busted  I’m officially the mother of a 2-year-old. Yesterday was my little guy’s big day and we had a blast. If you followed along on Instagram (Hashtag #LukeTurns2) (my kid is so cool, he has a hashtag for his birthday party..whaaa???) you’ll see how much fun we had. I posted some updates on Facebook with Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Oh Baby  Tired of eating turkey? How about sinking your teeth into a deliciously juicy celebrity conspiracy theory? It’s been awhile since uncovered Beyonce’s surrogacy and Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes’ sham marriage. Here’s a new one involving Halle Berry and a huge Thanksgiving day fight between her fiance Olivier Martinez and her baby daddy, Gabriel Read more of The Great Halle Conspiracy: Gabriel Aubry was set up  I’m hanging out at home with my baby today because he’s feeling mildly sick. Now, normally, I’d probably fuss about this because I’m missing a day of work, but I’m considering this a dual mental health day/day off, even though we got up at 7 in the morning and watching a child isn’t really Read more of Celebrity Roundup: 1998 Called  Happy Friday, folks! Although I’m spending my weekend around the house because I’m on call for work and am shackled to this general area until Monday, I’m stlil pretty pumped for the weekend. On the agenda? Hand-crafting a Charlie Brown halloween costume for my still rather hairless toddler. And also a Lucy dress for Read more of Celebrity Roundup: WHY?  Happy Friday! You made it! Do a happy dance! ….. Well, did you do a happy dance? I sure did because this week has absolutely FLOWN by, which means next week will be super slow and will make me want to cut someone, per usual. One wonders why this week seemed so much faster Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Everything but the kitchen sink  Amanda Bynes has been in the news a lot lately, being weird and acting out the death wish she has for herself and the driving community of Los Angeles. For me, it’s a delightful downward spiral akin to Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan’s days or yore, complete with bizarre behavior, lots of random sunglasses Read more of 10 things you should know about Amanda Bynes  You’ve made it to Friday! Congrats! That’s a huge accomplishment for us all and I think we all deserve a hug and a cookie. I’m happy to see Friday get here because that means we have one week of pacifier-free living under our belts. WE’re taking it just fine, and generally, so is the Read more of Celebrity Roundup: PSA  Did you miss Celebrity Roundup last week? Sorry guys, but I was having way too much fun laying around in my pool to write about celebrity gossip. The best part about a 5 day long staycation is that you get fun things done, like making an embroidered shirt for your son: No, I Read more of Celebrity Roundup: Doubled Up  | Shop Personalized Lockets  |