What is wrong with Amanda Bynes? The other day, I posted the following on my Facebook page:
So, yes, Celebrity Roundup fans, today I’m going to focus mainly on the comedy and tragedy of Amanda Bynes.
I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. But she needs to be discussed, because maybe, just maybe, the reason she’s continuing to carry on this way is because It’s Blogworthy’s Celebrity Roundup has largely ignored her goings on for the past two weeks and she’s acting out for attention…from me. Also, I can’t pretend anymore that celebrities are doing anything even mildly entertaining. I mean, TMZ and US Magazine care only about She Who Shall Not Be Named giving birth to Kanye West’s child soon and I AM SO OVER IT. Really, how many pictures of celebrities in bikinis can a person look at before her crazy starts showing?
The most recent showing of crazy for Miss Amanda Bynes, former Nickelodeon starlet and retired, then not retired, then retired actress, started when she was arrested last Thursday night for reckless endangerment, marijuana possession and felony tampering with evidence. Can I mention she’s we
aring a terrible blonde wig? Because she totally was. That’s the real crime here. The cops arrestedThe judge let her go because (she claims) they found no bong or evidence of pot at the scene.
Later, (what is wrong with!) Amanda Bynes said the cop “slapped her vagina” — I’ll pause now and allow you to put your hand over your mouth in shock, clutch your pearls and/or shake your head in disgust and sympathy — and said she would sue the cops for sexual harassment. And the NYPD denied that claim because that’s ridiculous.
Amanda Bynes has made it abundantly clear that somebody needs to take her phone away from her before she makes things worse (as if that could happen, but I’m not putting it past her.) In the past week, she’s tweeted at Rihanna, telling her that Chris Brown abused Rihanna because she’s ugly (WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMANDA BYNES) Rihanna responded with a tongue in cheek “Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention ” (I didn’t know it was cancelled…) and then Amanda responded “I”m rubber and you’re glue” fashion, “Unlike ur fugly faced self I dont’ do drugs! U need the intervention dog!” (WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMANDA BYNES)
Amanda later told Twitter the tweets in question were “mocked up” from fans (HUH?) and it wasn’t her saying those incredibly terrible things about Rihanna, then claimed she’s allergic to marijuana and alcohol, and that she’s an educated (debatable..) multimillionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without [her] lawyer. Right. (What is wrong with Amanda Bynes!?)
- Called everyone ugly
- Called Lance Bass an ugly ex-boy bander.
- Told Lance Bass HE is what’s making her crazy.
- Threatened to sue e’rybody.
- Went to Buffalo NY but denied it.
- Jumped on a trampoline in Buffalo NY and denied it.
- Made everyone wonder, “What is wrong with Amanda Bynes?” (I can’t say it enough…)
Scraping the very bottom of that celebrity gossip barrel for one and done!
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman spent 10 days in rehab to detox and get back on the wagon after snorting heroin. He was in the rehab express lane.
- Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth broke up, but also maybe didn’t breakup. WE NEED TO KNOW! I can’t live with the stress of not knowing!
- The brief truce between Dina and Michael Lohan ended in an explosive L.A. fight.
- Mariah Carey and Niki Minaj official leave American Idol after one season. Reality TV is running out of divas to judge.
- Justin Bieber was booed at the Billboard Music Awards because he’s Justin Bieber and finally people are getting smart.