I’ve been toying with the idea of having the celebrity roundup become a biweekly feature as celebrities have stopped being interesting and doing dumb stuff and on account of how many Justin Bieber posts can a girl write without starting to feel like a Belieber?
Today would technically be my “off” week, but I could NOT possibly let a Friday go by without leaving y’all with the most entertaining story of the week: the fallout of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest for obstruction of justice (and oh yeah, her husband’s for a DUI.)
Earlier this week, Reese Witherspoon issued a mea culpa on Good Morning America, admitting she had a few too many to drink, was panicked when her husband was arrested, and said “all kinds of crazy things.” (Understatement of the century.)
TMZ published the dash cam footage of the arrest, providing us with fodder for the Roundup ANd some amazing quotes…like…Ah-MAZE-ing quotes. I knew the Reese Witherspoon arrest quotes were good, but didn’t know the Reese Witherspoon arrest quotes were going to be THAT good.
Turns out, last week’s police report did not do it justice. The first shows Reese stumbling out of the car to accost the officer, the second is mostly audio of a personal conversation between Reese Witherspoon and her husband, Jim Toth (who fully admits to what he’s done and blames her for making the situation worse than it could have been.)
I took the liberty of creating a few images of the Reese Witherspoon arrest quotes…for inspirational purposes. Southern girls, keep being feisty. One love.
Have a happy weekend!