Celebrity Roundup: Bieberific

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Sometimes when I’m fixin’ to write the Celebrity Roundup, I have a whole bunch of stuff to talk about.

Other times when I’m fixin’ to write the Celebrity Roundup, I got nuthin’ so I just open up a new post, fire up TMZ and see where the Roundup takes me. Because, you see, the Celebrity Roundup is full of all things wonderful: Fridays, hot cups of coffee, leaving a little early, wearing a pair of skinnies with heels, lunches out, celebrity gossip, a nice, leisurely walk around campus, long chats with your best friends. Basically, anything but a full day’s work HAHAHAHA JK I’M WORKING (no I’m not.)

So let’s see, what’s going on in the world of celebrity…oh! Let’s discuss Justin Bieber, again (and that’s definitely a phrase I never thought I’d say.)

So, it’s been established that something is up with Justin Bieber. Last week he passed out during a concert, wore a gas mask around London and ranted about his “worst birthday ever” (and considering he’s had 19 whole birthdays THAT’S A BIG DEAL)(to him.) This week he continued on his slow downward spiral, while I read with delight, rubbed my hands together and cackled an evil BWAHAHAHA.

Last weekend, Justin Bieber and a photographer got into a bit of a tiff on the streets of London. Justin Bieber accidently or maybe not accidentally made contact with the photographer as Justin Bieber was climbing into his SUV, which angered the photographer. The photographer cussed at Justin Bieber, who was waiting inside his SUV, and caused little, ity bity, 120-lbs-soaking-wet Justin Bieber to spring out of the car do and scream: “I’ll f****** beat the f***out of you!!” I mean honestly, let’s be frank here: could he beat up anyone over the age of about 12? He just looks very scrawny to me.

Then, Justin Bieber continued his festival of “I don’t give a flip” by posting a 250 word rant on Instagram, calling Lindsay Lohan a loser for her financial woes: “To those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ” He also talked about how famous and successful he is at such a young age, which is, like, so attractive at any age.

“I’m 19 with 5 number one albums, 19 and I’ve seen the whole world. 19 and I’ve accomplished more than I could’ve ever dreamed of, I’m 19 and it must be scary to some people to think this is just the beginning.

Ladies just love when guys brag about their accomplishments and then degrade others who have problems.

It’s not like I love Lindsay Lohan here at the Celebrity Roundup. I very clearly do not love Linsay Lohan.  But really, was that necessary, Justin Bieber? To kick a girl when she’s down…when she’s days away from another trial that might but probably won’t put her in jail? Lindsay Lohan says Justin Bieber will pay (with “karma”, not money, although money would probably be better for Lindsay.) He did apologize and repost the rant without any mention of Lindsay.

I hope to God a Belieber finds this post!!!!!!

Anyway, here’s to hoping this behavior continues; nothing more American than a young, successful star crashing and burning!

One and done!

• Wynonna Judd can’t name one Taylor Swift song…lucky.
• Britney Spears has a new man: David Lucado who is a total nobody. The couple who tans together, stays together.
• The Dugger family is expanding again with the addition of a third grandchild to the family.
• Charlie Sheen wants you to send dog poop to his daughter’s school. That’s one way to stop bullying.
• Tara Reid was back on the LA party scene walking around barefoot. All is right with the world.
• I found this gif:

The end.

Love, Amanda