Celebrity Roundup: PSA

You’ve made it to Friday! Congrats! That’s a huge accomplishment for us all and I think we all deserve a hug and a cookie.

I’m happy to see Friday get here because that means we have one week of pacifier-free living under our belts. WE’re taking it just fine, and generally, so is the little one, except for almost 22 months paci signaled “sleepy time” and know what does? Three books about dogs? He isn’t 100% there yet, but he does sleep all night so I consider that a win.

Another cookie, please.

WAIT what am I doing over here blabbing about pacis and cookies and dog books WHEN EVERY DRIVER IN L.A. IS IN DANGER???

Last week we talked about Amanda Bynes, and how she’s dangerously close to LiLo-ing herself (I just coined that term, please feel free to use it as much as possible.) Amanda Bynes is in more hot  water after a series of photos were taken by TMZ of her driving aimlessly around Los Angeles smoking what appeared to be a drug pipe. According to TMZ, Amanda Bynes “drove without purpose for several hours, sometimes cutting off other drivers and violating various traffic laws.” Then Amanda Bynes went to a Home Depot. So this is what a complete breakdown looks like. Huh. i haven’t seen one of these since Britney Spears shaved her head.

TMZ, who probably should have called the cops right then and there but didn’t because they are TMZ and are awesome and irresponsible in equal amounts, took close-up shots of her litter-strewn car with what appeared to be remnants of marijuana in the cup holder. TMZ later interviewed L.A. officers who said they would be on “high alert”, also noting that Amanda Bynes is “Addicted to something and she’s driving a deadly weapon and is going to kill someone.”

Apparently, the cops weren’t all that concerned, as Amanda Bynes was seen driving aimlessly again Thursday night and slightly bumped another car (and of course TMZ was there to catch it, those fantastic scumbags.)

So take this word of caution, L.A. area drivers, and if you see a dirty, dented black BMW driven by a girl smoking marijuana….GO THE OTHER WAY.

So, remember Princess Catherine and how she’s 100% perfect and can do no wrong and dresses amazing and always looks stunning and everybody loves her? And then also remember how Prince Harry hates wearing clothing? If you combine those things, you’ll have a royal topless scandal. French magazine Closer published a series of photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless at the private estate of her cousin-in-law (sounds so plebeian when I say it that way, huh?) The royal family is PISSED and want to sue the French photogs ASAP!

Here is a poem:

I see London

I see Franch

I see Princess Kate’s boobs.

I didn’t say it was going to be a good poem, y’all.

So take this word of caution, Princess Kate, ….PHOTOGS ARE EVERYWHERE so keep your top on!

And in other celebrity news…

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