Celebrity Roundup: Bottom of the Barrel

*sigh*

There’s this pin going around Pinterest about having a hangover after a book and being unable to start a new one because you’re still so involved in the world of your last book. I can relate on many levels. Back when I had lots of time to read, I’d devour a book in one day and then have trouble picking up a new one.

Same applies to a big celebrity story. After binging on Tom and Katie for two weeks, stories are dwindling. There’s just nothing new to report. They settled their divorce in record time and now Katie is just living her life, grocery shopping, taking Suri to the Central Park Zoo and going out to dinner by herself. I’m sorry, but that’s hardly newsworthy. So until we get some big bombshell about Tom Cruise or Scientology, I’m going to have to shut the book on the TomKat Saga of 2012.

It’s been really difficult for me to find good gossip for y’all because frankly, it all pales into comparison with this epic Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorce. But I shall persevere.
update: Jennifer Lopez is officially leaving Idol too!
Let’s start out with a huge American Idol shakeup. Among reports that Jennifer Lopez would be leaving American Idol (she hinted on the Today show that her 2nd season might have been her last), Steven Tyler announced he was definitely, for sure, 110% positive that he was dunzo with the worn out reality singing show. IN a statement Steven Tyler said:

After some long … hard … thoughts … I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress American Idol before she boils my rabbit, I strayed from my first love, Aerosmith…”

Wait, hmm, maybe he doesn’t mean he’s really really leaving?

He continues:

“I’m back – but instead of begging on my hands and knees, I’ve got two fists in the air and I’m kicking the door open with my band.”

Ok then!

The sudden departure comes on the tail of Ido’s sharpest ratings decline ever and STeven Tyler’s obvious disinterest in judging during live shows, where he often resorted to inappropriately icky comments about young contestants looks instead of commentary on her singing.

Rumors are flying about Idol replacements. On the list? Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Fergie, Katie Parry and will.i.am which leave me less than enthused and then the mother of all Idol rumors, MARIAH CAREY, who is reportedly in ‘serious talks’ to be an American Idol judge. To this I say: yes, yes, hellz yes! Mariah Carey and Britney Spears on TV? Be still my late 90s-early-00s-music-lovin’-heart.

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One and done. I’m not even trying today.

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6 comments to Celebrity Roundup: Bottom of the Barrel

  • American Idol (which I, admittedly, have never actually seen) seems to be scraping that barrel pretty bad. Miley? Katie? Just give it up and cancel the damn show. I can’t even tell you someone who won besides Kelly Clarkson.

  • Steven Tyler’s departure statement comparing his “mistress” AI to his “first love” Aerosmith? Completely un-PC and totally awesome. My husband was pleased.

  • I haven’t watched American Idol in years, but I have zero respect for Mariah Carey. I think if she joins it will be the end of the show.

  • Interesting quote for Miley Cyrus to get as a tat. My son had to memorize the Man in the Area speech when he was a plebe at the Naval Academy.

  • I would possible watch American Idol, if they got Mariah on there. Her ep of Cribs back in the day was one of my faves. Maybe dem babies will co-judge. And I do know who Lindsay Price is because she was on 90210-The Original!

  • I do know who Curtis Stone is. I did not think I knew who his fiance is but after I followed the link I realized I’ve seen her in at least a few show. HIMYM and NCIS come to mind.

    I could not care less who American Idol gets to judge since I don’t watch the show. But the whole rumoured list is really sad.
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