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So it’s been quite a week for both Amanda and I. After how work has treated us both with long hours and grueling tasks… I think we both deserve a vacation in a beautiful destination along with a fruity drink and sand between our toes. But despite the hours we keep in the office… I guess we have to be thankful that we’re not famous and therefore have some of our greatest fears exposed to the world.
Are you scared of the dark? Justin Bieber admitted that he’s scared of the dark and sometimes has to sleep with the light on. And here I thought he was growing up a bit after last week’s revelation that he’s an all grown up beer drinker now.
In other Bieber news, after supposedly tweeting a vague message last week… the Beliebers are all abuzz about whether he and Selena Gomez are still an item. He didn’t help the “denials” coming from his agents when he didn’t thank her at the Billboard Music Awards. Hmmm… I smell trouble.
{I swear I’m not fascinated by him… but it’s been a slow week.}
Now on to a fears I didn’t realize I had…
Are you scared some random dude is going to kiss you? Why, yes. Thanks to what happened to Will Smith, I am truly scared of this now. Good thing Mr. Smith has quick reflexes and sucker punched {or merely slapped a little} the dude after the attempted smooch. Despite being for gay marriage, apparently Will isn’t so keen on dudes getting up in his biz.
Are you afraid of surgery? Well, apparently Phillip Phillips (and that’s Jr. y’all) of now crowned American Idol fame had 8 (yes, EIGHT!) surgeries while competing on that itsy bitsy television show. Wow. And now cue everyone saying “I wonder what he’ll be like when he’s 100% healthy.”
Are you afraid of being serenaded to? John Mayer thought it would be a good “pick-up” to sing a page of the oh-so-steamy “Fifty Shades of Gray”. Turns out the woman wasn’t so keen on the song… and “she fell to the ground… laughing” per Mayer during his appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I can honestly say that I wouldn’t be sticking around long for the song either.
And now I’ll hand thing back to Amanda for the one and done’s this week…
Thank you Julie from Dutch Being Me (@JulieDutch on the Twat) for stepping in at the 11th hour for this Roundup. I owe her a Justin Bieber poster or something for her troubles. *wink!*
ONE AND DONE!
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg married long-time love Priscilla Chan this week, and announced it on Facebook. Obviously. LIKE!
- American Idol host Jennifer Lopez wore a pair of sequin drop-crotch pants on her finale performance. Psst, JLO. I think someone needs to change your diaper.
- Actress and perpetual attention whore Nicole Kidman sexted naked pictures of herself to Lee Daniels, director of her upcoming film, Paperboy. There’s an app for everything — even airbrushing!
- Teen Mom Amber Portwood asked an Indiana judge to sentence her to jail in lieu of drug rehabilitation, stating that she’ll always be a “bad girl”. It’s the circle of MTV reality show stars life! It moves us all.
- XFactor judge Britney Spears walked off the set of the show after a contestant “butchered” her song “Hold It Against Me” . What she meant to say was , “Needs just a smige more autotune,y’all!”
- Sister Wives patriarch Kody Brown says he’s “maxed out” and will not be adding a fifth wife to his clan (no matter how much TLC offers him.) Sorry ladies!
Happy Memorial Day Weekend!Now head over to Surferwife’s place for her Fashion Disasters!
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Twitter: SaidKristin
You can totally see Will Smith think to himself, “Oh shit, the cameras just caught that,” before going into damage control mode. Not that I blame him for reacting that way – male or female, gay or straight, you can’t just walk up to someone and kiss them on the mouth! There’s a name for that: Assault. Perhaps that reporter needs to change his “schtick.”
I wonder how Selena feels about her boyfriend (??) sleeping with the light on.
Oh for goodness sake, I don’t care.
And yeah, if some person just randomly came up to kiss me I’d slap them away too. Might even sucker-punch.
Twitter: lindseylu1011
I’m not gonna lie, I’m 30 and I sleep with the light on. And I’ve also ruined my husband and child for the dark as well. Happens!
Fun fact: my sister was at Mark Zuckerberg’s wfe’s graduation because my smarty pants siter-in-law-in-law (our name for each other) graduated from medical school with her.
NO way. Does this mean my application to be a Sister Wife is null and void?
DANG.
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I think it was less about girls wanting to have someone sing to them and more about girls want anyone BUT John Mayer to sing to them… well at least I do. He’s such a douche
JB can’t sleep in the dark… my guess is he still believes in the boogie man
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