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On Monday, Fox officially announced Britney Spears will be judging mediocre talent on The X-Factor next season, joining Simon Cowell, L.A. Reid and Demi Lovato, known for Disney Channel shows and living in Crazy Town, USA, population two: her and Mariah Carey. X factor Britney Spears’ fiance and father, co-conservators of her fortune, signed the X-Factor $15 million dollar deal on her behalf.
I’ll skip discussing my conspiracy theory that Demi Lovato judging the X-Factor is nothing more than a “Scared Straight” program in which she can see her future sitting right beside her at the judges table and get straight to 10 things just of X Factor Britney Spears can buy for $15 million
1. Thirty-six thousand pontoon boats
2. Five million bags of Cheetos or 394,736 boxes of 64 bags
3. Sixty-nine thousand Pasotti Ombrelli Dahlia gold women’s umbrella. You know, for hitting people.
4. 6,818 iMac desktop computers pre-loaded with auto-tune software.
5. Fourty-five hundred Slurpee machines.
6. 3.75 million boxes of Revlon Frost&Glow
7. 577,000 fringed belly shirts and 375,000 Wet Seal tube tops
8. 652,000 packets of Mam Papual’s Okra Gumbo mix, for when she gets homesick for Louisiana.
9. 6,000 tanning beds
10. Christina Aguilera’s LA Mansion — because a girl can’t have too many mansions.
What else could Britney Spears buy with her X-Factor money? Leave it on my Facebook wall!
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Twitter: supermomboots
I know this is not the point of your post but…am I the only one who finds it weird that Britney’s fortune is being controlled by the men in her life for so long? She may very well need a watchdog, but should it really be her fiance and her dad controlling the purse strings?
Also, who needs a gold umbrella with crazy leaf things hanging down inside it?!?!?
Twitter: MayorGia
Yeah, I also think that’s weird. Her dad is one thing…now the fiance?! C’mon.
I’m impressed with your math skillz. And I did let out a chuckle at the umbrella one. Ahh one of my favorite Brit memories.
I don’t see pork rinds, trucker hats, Nickelback tickets, tattoos/tattoo removal or strip club vouchers on the list.
You can do a sequel.
good work, aa
She could buy me a book contract.
What.
I don’t do math, but I’m going to take your word for it. Can I trade in a couple thousand pontoon boots for some extra slurpee machines and tanning beds?
She could float me a mill or so and I would not be sad about it.
You are SO FUNNY.
Twitter: mytimeasmom
I want to know how many cupcakes she can buy.
Twitter: Mom2MandR
hahaha!! love this… what else could she buy? I’m going to think about that!
thanks for linking up! <3
Please do and come back to my FB and tell me
Loving your llinkup.
lol – that’s great. loved the laugh
Thank you! And thanks for stopping by
Twitter: euregirlsandboy
I can’t believe she’s getting paid $15 million!
Twitter: CandGsMom
Ah! Britney jokes will never ever get old for me! Poor thing…but I hope she keeps it up for pure entertainment value!
Me too. I really want to see her succeed…and then just fade away into the sunset.
Thanks so much for linking up. I could think of some neat things to buy with that much money also. Fun!!!
Twitter: B4Steph
I’m with one of your other commenters – why are the men in her life controlling her money? And what would her fiance have to do with her money? Was he a conservator before they got engaged and that’s why they’re engaged? The things I don’t know about this world… But if it buys any number of Cheetos count me in… I like your perspective, break it down to the nitty gritty…
That’s a lot of money. I hope some of it goes towards buying panties.
HA! That’s awesome. Good call!
Twitter: SensibleMoms
You killed me with the Demi Lovato Scared Straight program! Ellen
Twitter: KelleysBreakRm
Ha! She should definitely get that gumbo! Now I’m really interested in what Revlon Frost ‘n Glow is all about…
Thanks for linking up with us over at #findingthefunny!
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