If you’re a consumer of celebrity gossip or a fan of my Facebook page, you know beyonce have birth to her daughter with husband Jay-Z. Beyonce surrogate
Or did she?
The baby girl, named Blue Ivy, was born at Lenox hospital in NYC early Sunday morning in an extremely secured environment. Jay-Z allegedly “rented out” a floor of the hospital for $1.3 million, and in another story, required the security cameras to be blacked out with tape and for hospital employees to turn in their cell phones before their shift.
I get they are celebrities, but what exactly are they trying to hide?
Listen, I was one of the few supporters after Beyonce’s bump literally imploded during an Australian interview in September. When all y’all were like “no she’s definitely not pregnant.” I was like, “shut your mouth when you talk about beyonce!” but as I have been in the car for awhile and talking conspiracy theory with Lindsey all day, I totally believe there is a Beyonce surrogate who carried her child.
- Beyonce hasn’t performed live since the VMAs during which she announced her pregnancy. This included a prerecorded performance on Jimmy Fallon in October and another at an awards show in January. She didn’t want to raise a suspicion about her “fake bump”, so she didn’t show up at all.
- Beyonce released two videos during her alleged pregnancy, Love on Top and Dance for You. In both videos, she Dances highly choreographed numbers wearing tight clothes. No way she was pregnant on either one, and how could she have made so many videos to “hold back” before she got pregnant? If each video takes two weeks to film, and she didn’t release the songs until right before she became pregnant, there wouldn’t have been time to finished the videos.
- Beyonce announced her pregnancy August 28, 2011 and appeared to be 12 to 16 weeks pregnant. If she gave birth this weekend, that’s a month and a half earlier than she should have.
- Beyonce was seen out and about just days ago looking not pregnant:
And also seen getting into a car with the same clothes on looking very much without child:
This last one sealed the deal for me. Anyone who has been 9 months pregnant knows that you look like death warmed over before and immediately after baby and if you didn’t, you’re a freak of nature and I don’t want to be your friend. And at almost 40 weeks? There is no WAY you can climb up into an SUV with that much grace. Not in a million years.
Unless you’re not pregnant.
I don’t know why Beyonce and Jay-Z would fake her pregnancy. I can understand why a Beyonce surrogate would be in the cards, considering her body is her bread and butter. I do know that there are hundreds of thousands of women who would love to carry a child and can’t for one reason or another. If you don’t want motherhood to “ruin” your body (which PS no matter how much my body has changed since baby, I’d never even dream of calling it “ruined” because it carried my child), just be honest about your surrogacy.
And maybe she can’t carry a child, as Angel brought up in the comments after I originally published this. There are many, many women who can’t. There is nothing to be ashamed about. She could have used this experience to help other women through their own infertility.
I think faking a pregnancy is one of the worst things a celebrity could do, so I’m puzzled.
I also had lots of time on my hands today.
So, what do you guys think? Beyonce’s bump: so true or so false?
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