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Holy moly, when did it get to be mid-December?
Heard of this thing called Christmas? It’s this awesome holiday that’s basically barreling toward us like three wise men on camels in ten — count em — TEN days.
Are you stressed yet? Not me. Hubby and I already gave each other our Christmas presents in our new iPhones and my gift to my family is me driving to West Virginia to visit. For the first time in a long time, I’m not worried at all about who is getting what.
All I’m feeling this year is comfort and joy.
This will be the last Celebrity Roundup from me before Christmas, so I’m really glad Hollywierd gifted me some great news this week — talk about joy. Thanks, celebs. I love it. It’s just my size and the color I love. I won’t have to return any of these stories for store credit.
THIS JUST IN.
I normally NEVER update my Celebrity Roundup after I write it, but this is totally worth it.
Perennially unlucky in love Britney Spears is engaged! Long-time boyfriend and former agent Jason Trawick popped the question during a romantic dinner Thursday night. As an unapologetic pop music fan, I’m truly excited to see Britney clean up her act and get it together. Congrats to the happy couple — a Kay’s commercial come to life.
Charlie Sheen gave the Twitterverse a Christmas gift it’ll never forget after he accidentally tweeted his personal cell phone number to Justin Bieber instead of sending it via direct message.
I’m going to ignore the fact that celebrities should know better by now and focus on the budding bromance between Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber. What is the least common denominator here? Let’s see, it must be all of Charlie Sheen’s pop songs. No, that’s not it. Perhaps Justin Bieber’s fondness for hookers and coke. Hmm…that doesn’t sound right.
At any rate, I should be more shocked that this happened, but I am not because if celebrities start using Twitter correctly, what will I talk about?
HO HO HO! Santa must have dropped off Miley Cyrus‘s present early this year — or did he? Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus debuted a fuller figure in the chesticles area at the CNN Heroes ceremony, sparking rumors she has been surgically enhanced. She responded to the rumors on her Twitter feed, stating “these babies are all mine!” and “I’m 19. BOOBS GROW PEOPLE!” I’m so sorry we had to talk about Miley Cyrus’s boobs today. It could be worse — I could be reporting on the Kardashians.
OH NO. Wah wah waaahhh. I spoke too soon. Get uncomfortable, it’s time to talk about Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape.
During her annual 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011 special, Barbara Walters grilled the pseudo-celebrity about the 2007 sex-tape leak from 2007 and also questioned the Kardashian family lack of talent. Walters asked Kim ”You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance,…You don’t have any — forgive me — any talent! Slow clap for Barbara Walters. Who said she wasn’t relevant?
Kim responded that it’s more difficult to get a reality show and make people love you for being you. You know you have some kind of personality disorder when you think a reality show to make people like you.
More joy!
- Brooke Mueller, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, checked herself into rehab two weeks after her arrest on drug and assault charges. All of Charlie Sheen’s ex-wives need to go through rehab to get off the drug called Charlie Sheen.
- Rob Kardashian is launching a sock company. Like, you know — socks. For your feet. With colors and stripes and adorable patterns and stuff. I think we’ve reached the bottom of the celebrity sponsorship barrel.
- Scarlett Johansson, star of the upcoming film We Bought a Zoo, admitted her fear of cockroaches and peacocks. Listen, birds are scary, that’s for sure but nothing puts as much fear into my own heart as cockroaches. Go on, girl.
- Angelina Jolie told Anderson Cooper that she and Brad cooked their own turkey this year for Thanksgiving. You and millions of other Americans. Would you like a gold star? Spoiler alert: it’s not real gold.
- Katy Perry is starting to fill out her tight little dresses, fueling pregnancy rumors. Looks like she’s 6 weeks pregnant with a rice burrito baby.
- Country singer Rodney Adkins was arrested for domestic abuse for allegedly attempting to smother his wife with a pillow. Could we get any more sterotypical, country music singer?
- Howard Stern will be replacing Piers Morgan as a judge on America’s Got Talent to the ire of the Parents Television Council. Maybe they should be more concerned with how terrible the talent is rather than who is judging.
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My Friday can now begin. And I SO bet Miley had a boob job, it would just continue her road to self-destruction.
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I’m concluding that all celebrities are muppets.
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You win for funniest comment. Muppets. HA!
Um, I don’t know about the whole Miley Cyrus growth spurt crap–by 19 I’m pretty sure your boobs have stopped growing. Oh and I’m so happy that Brangelina consider themselves “normal people” b/c they cooked their own turkey. Next thing you know, they’ll be loading their own dishwasher! Or changing their kids diapers! Crazy celebs!
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I can’t imagine how rough life must be for Kim with her reality show and trying to get people to like her. Maybe if she didn’t have a reality TV show it would be easier.
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AMEN sister. Amen.
I’m with Miley on the boobs thing. I was a B-minus until my sophomore year of college. Now I am a D. I joke that they sprouted just for Kevin because they appeared right after we started dating.
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I can’t decide which thing I’d LEAST like to receive for Christmas:
Charlie Sheen’s cell-phone number
Rob Kardashian’s socks
Katy Perry’s rice burrito
Anyway, I don’t have time to consider these options.
I’m too busy working on growing my boobs.
I’m 43. They grow people!
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I can never put my finger on where my strong dislike for Scarlett Johnasson comes from.
But congrats to Brit Brit!!
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I would make out with ScarJo.
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The Kardashians are the most fascinating people of 2011?
I call bullshit. Let’s all get together in 2012 to remove them from our TVs, our magazines, our Celebrity Roundup (which I love, no matter how much you feature them!), and our minds. They need to just go away.
Famous for being famous. (I’m scoffing right now, in case you couldn’t tell.)
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Several thoughts here:
1. Thanks for the shout-out! I swear, that post is the gift that just keeps giving.
2. “A fuller figure in the chesticles area.” LOL.
3. I have a whole new respect for Barbara Walters.
4. Do wise men on camels really “barrel?”
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I’m a fan of Sane Britney, too. Poor girl’s been through it! So glad to hear some good news from her camp.
Joining in with the slow clapping for WaWa. So glad *someone* said it.
Also, WTF!? I made my own turkey! And sides!! Where’s my star? I look better in platinum than gold. Just saying…
Enjoy your family time! I’m excited for these holidays, too. Presents or not, it’s going to be an awesome Christmas.
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You’re funny! I need to bookmark your site. So glad I found you on SITS! xxoo
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Oh, thank you so so much!! Yes, I hope you come back soon! I’ll be stopping by soon!
A Bieber Bromance! Teen girls everywhere are crying puddles.
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I’ll forgive you for writing about the K family because that interview with Barbara Walters was hilarious!
HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY!
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I wanted to bitch slap Barbara Walters when I heard that Kim K was one of her most fascinating people of the year. BUT…. I love that she said what everyone is thinking.
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I’d bet on the boob job, although they don’t look overly fake to me they just look like they sprouted overnight.
And why ARE Charlie and Jbiebs friends?
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I wonder if, when Jbiebs found out Sheen wanted him to call him, was like, “oh hale no!!”
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I actually made my husband sit and read your roundup with me last night. And he does think Miley had a little work done. I swear I love these posts more each week!
And the links…we spent another hour looking at fun stuff at the superficial and buzzfeed after we finished your roundup! (Our girls were gone to a sleepover and baby was asleep – is it sad that this was our fun night alone???)
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I was completely unaware of the Howard Stern news. I used to listen to him religiously. And Miley’s boobs look awesome. Let’s be honest.
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I need socks for Christmas, but I’d father have blisters than anything Kardashian.
Looks like Britney’s marrying up.
For Katy Perry’s next album, could she sing songs about being a 27 year old woman, not a teenage girl. It’s creepy. Even my teenage daughter thinks so.
Peace out brussel sprout
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My husband would have loved to call Charlie Sheen.
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What would I do without your roundups?
I sincerely don’t see what the big deal about Scarlett J is. Seriously.
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When she said they made their own turkey, I think she meant that she was the one to personally call in the order.
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Love your celebrity round up! I am sure the bromance is some deep seeded desire of charlies to have justins gifted hair. I review celebs in their denim at celeb.denimdebutante.com – love the laughs I get from your round up! Have a great Xmas.
Thank you! Yes, totally agree. Or his dance moves. Thanks for stopping by!
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God, I love reading this. Thanks for all the useful info!
And so sad Rodney Adkins is being a true country singer
Depressing!
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