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We made it to another Friday.
This has been a rough one for me, what with my loaner phone stinking up the place, then getting strep throat and then getting a cold on top of the strep throat. It’s just enough aggravation to make a person pick a fight with another person on Twitter.
Of course, I’m not going to do that because I’m not a celebrity, and it seems like that’s all they do sometimes — just pick fights with other people. What is it about having more money than sense that makes you incapable of keeping your cool?
It just leaves you saying, “Oh no they didn’t!”
The first celebrity leaving me to SMH today is Alec Baldwin, perennial hot-head, who was kicked off an American Airlines flight Tuesday because he refused to stop playing Words with Friends. After being asked to turn off his iPhone during takeoff, Baldwin took the phone into the bathroom where he slammed the door and proceeded to furl expletives at the staff.
When he landed in NYC (on another American Airline flight, natch), Alec Baldwin Tweeted:
“Last flight with American, where retired Catholic school gym teachers from the 1950s find jobs as flight attendants,”
Which, I’m not even sure what that means, but whatever. He later deleted his Twitter account, but took to the Huffington Post for the most backhanded apology ever, slamming American Airlines and comparing the ordeal to a “Greyhound bus experience.”
Hey hey hey! Leave Greyhound out of it! They got 99 problems and Alec Baldwin ain’t one.
All this begs the question: Is Alec Baldwin now the celebrity spokesman for Words with Friends? (I think yes.)
Who is worse: The Kardashians or the cast of Teen Moms?
Both camps were in the news this week when Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Tweeted that she was “shocked” about Kourtney Kardashian‘s second pregnancy and wondered why Kourtney didn’t learn anything from Teen Mom.
I like to snark on the Kardashians as much as the next celebrity recapper, but being 32 years old, in a relatively stable relationship and financially independent is just a little different than being a Teen Mom.
Abraham went on to say:
“Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses,”
Wait. What kind of world are we living in where Kourtney Kardashian is the model of logic?
It didn’t take long for it to get rull dirty. Kourtney’s baby-daddy Scott Disick chimed, calling Farrah a “shit stain” and pointing out that neither of them were teenagers, but with much more colorful language.
Scott Disick — what a class act.
More celebrity slams? Don’t mind if I do!
Jesse OH NO YOU DIDN’T. Sandra Bullock is a lot of things: funny, talented, America’s Sweetheart, adoptive mom to a gorgeous little boy, humble, do-gooding but she is NOT just “some Hollywood actress.” YOU SIR are out of line!
Isn’t it fantastic how a person who cheated on his wife with multiple women feels like he has the right to slam her just to get back a quickly diminishing fan base?
God Bless America.
But wait! There’s more
- Kirstie Alley was seen out and about looking like her face was melting off her skull. Losing weight can do that to a person. I hear Kate Gosslin can hook you up with a great plastic surgeon.
- Guiliana Rancic will undergo a double masectomy.
- Kate Middleton held her clutch across her stomach upon arrival at a concert, which of course means only one thing: pregnancy.
- Sinead O’Connor, who was complaining about how lonely she was on Twitter not three months ago wed her 4th husband Thursday. With four husbands, when did she have time to be a lesbian?
- Octomom Nadya Suleman scored a 6-figure deal for an online parenting advice show. First piece of advice: have a ton of kids so you can get rich!!!!!1111
- Kevin “Fatty” Federline collapsed during the taping of Excess Baggage, the Australian version of Celebrity Fit Club, due to heat exhaustion.
- Lindsey Lohan‘s playboy cover was leaked earlier in the week, probably by her own mother. Some Photoshop expert earned their bonus this year!
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James should not be talking bad about Bullock. He’s the ass that cheated.
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As much as I hate the Kardashians (but still enjoy reading about the insanity of their lives), Teen Mom is so much worse. I’m just not okay with it. It’s one of the reasons MTV is blocked on the TV in my girls’ room. Even though I let them watch completely inappropriate things downstairs with me.
I kind of hope Kate Middleton is pregnant, but I wasn’t at all convinced by those pictures.
I think Alec Baldwin’s insane.
I seriously need to write an US Weekly post this weekend. I’m so behind.
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WOW! What a Week! For you, I mean.
The rest is entertaining but amounts to something like same story different week but we still love it and gobble it up. (but that could just be my cold/sinus/allergy/I’ve thrown everything at this severe cold medicines talking)
=D
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I really hate the Kardashians, but I fail to see how Kourtney can be compared to a TEEN MOM. She’s far from her teens. That Farrah is an idiot.
Alec Baldwin is upset that he couldn’t play WWF during takeoff? REALLY ALEC? It’s COMMON PRACTICE to turn off electronic devices during takeoff. I know that, and I don’t travel even half as much as I’m sure he does. Another idiot.
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You crack me up! Some photoshop expert earned their bonus, ha ha!
My goodness you crack me up. I can’t get over Alec Baldwin’s arrogance. I just don’t understand why celebs think they are exempt from being human.
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I feel so edumacated now!!
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I hope this weekend leaves you feeling refreshed and less like a petri dish! God, I hate being sick. Happy Friday!
First, I feel horrible for Guiliana and also the Duggar’s and the loss of their child. I know they have 19, but I can’t imagine that dulls the pain at all. How sad. Guiliana is just brave. I really admire her honesty about all of this. So many celebrities sort of back into the closet when they get sick. I’m happy to see that she’s not afraid to say “Hey, look at me! I’m not perfect!” and to just let it all hang out.
Jesse James makes me ill and roll my eyes a lot. If he says “Like, you know…” one more time. I swear…
Scott Disick. See also; Jesse James.
I think the Alec Baldwin thing is hilarious. Flight attendants can be real bitches sometimes. They weren’t even rolling out of the gate yet. The whole Catholic gym teacher analogy was right on. Basically, they like to throw their weight around, act high and mighty, and get people in trouble. Bunch of drama queens, really. I once had a flight attendant get angry with me because I didn’t have my window blind up and my seat belt on, when I had *literally* just put my ass on the seat. I explained to her not to worry, that I was just putting my things away and that I had just taken my seat. She stood there and waited for me to follow her orders. When I put my iPod on my lap she continued on her power trip with, “You can’t use that until we take off.” and because I was irritated with her bitchiness at this point I replied, “I know. It’s not my first time flying, but thank you.” Alec could have used nicer language, but getting hassled by flight attendants really is irritating after a while.
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Alec Baldwin has truly lost it.
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I hope Farrah gets the chance to Tweet Kate Middleton about what a bad choice it is to get knocked up while married to the future king of England.
I mean, have the Windsors learned NOTHING from Teen Mom?
Sheesh.
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Scott Disick makes me want to take a shower in bleach.
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I hate how celebrities think they’re exempt from being human. Alec Baldwin is an asshat. So is Jesse James.
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Jesse James has fans??
And as much as I hate to say this, I am not shocked or appalled by disick’s reaction. You best not refer to my child as a poor decision
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I love Kirstie Alley. She catches shit for being fat & then for losing weight. I wish people would leave her alone.
Also, I managed to see a full on nudie pic of LL. they photoshopped about 20 pounds on her. Beautiful picture…except for her nipples, which are, oddly, the same color as her her beautiful, creamy, non-freckled photoshopped skin.
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You can never stop writing these! Ever!!! Ugh. I hate to say it but I love that scott called Farrah out!!! She is the ugliest crier I have ever seen!!!
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Okay, I HAVE to say that the Words with Friends thing made me almost spew coffee out of my nose on the way to work. I heard it on the talk radio show I reluctantly listen to because the station I enjoy decided to syndicate some other crappy talk radio show in lieu of the music they used to play, and I couldn’t stop laughing. I’ve heard that game is addictive, but geez! Alec Baldwin needs to get his life in order.
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Holy melting face!! I would be running to the plastic surgeon, but then again isn’t she 60? I do love her though.
I am so upset with Alec Baldwin. I loved that guy but now that he did this crap I am so disappointed in him. Everyone knows you shut your damn phone off. Celebrities are not above the law.
Farrah is a shit stain. LOL! But really she is a joke and it sucks that she has to crap on someone else’s happy moment. I think that her getting pregnant and Farrah having a teen pregnancy are just a little bit different. That chick is just trying to keep her name in the news.
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DUDE! Nobody should talk about Sandra that way, especially the can keep his *Bleep* in his pants James!
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Yeah, I really just don’t get Alec Baldwin sometimes. Thanks also for the update on the Kate Middleton pregnancy watch. Keep me posted.
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I get strep throat every year so you have my sympathy. Hopefully, since I’m so late to arrive, you’re feeling much better by now.
Jesse James messes up his own life and has to blame someone else, so he picks the person who loved him and was faithful to him. Just when you thought he couldn’t sink any lower. What a moron.
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