My life with an almost toddler in three part tidbits.
Me: Say Mama. MAMAMAMAMAMAM. Ma. Ma. Mama. Can you say that?
Baby Blogworthy: DADDADADADADADADADADADADADA.
Me: Your mouth is already full. Don’t put more spaghetti in your mouth. Swallow what you have.
Baby Blogworthy: *scoops another handful of spaghetti into his mouth*
Me: Don’t drop your sippy cup. Don’t…don’t…
Baby Blogworthy: *drops sippy cup*
Me: Come on, baby boy, go to sleep. I know you’re tired, honey. Thirty minutes isn’t enough time for you to take a nap.
Baby Blogworthy: Gagabaga ababaha dadahaga. AGHAABABAGABADA.
Me: I understand but you still need a nap. Here, hold mama’s finger, lay back, enjoy this car ride.
Baby Blogworthy: AWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *crocodile tears*
[ five minutes later ]
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