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Last night I put out a call on Twitter for my celebrity gossip fans to send me their favorite stories of the week.
Well, to be fair, I got three responses from one person. She’s my favorite celebrity gossiper and scoops me all the time. Also, considering all y’all reguarly tell me that you get your celebrity gossip from this lil ol round-up, I shouldn’t be surprised (in fact, I’m honored.)
With no further adeiu, the gossip!
A couple weeks ago, I “reported” (tee hee) that former bachelorette Ali Fedotowski and fiance Roberto Martinez were postponing their wedding because she sustained a tragic kickboxing injury and didn’t want to limp down the aisle. However, this week’s Us Weekly is reporting they are actually “miserable in their relationship” and bring out the worst in one another.
What? You mean the eight weeks of wooing one another on tropical islands, noshing on catered lobster tail and wine wasn’t enough to forge a solid emotional bond that could get them through a lifetime of wedding bliss. I’m shocked.
Looks like Bethenny Frankel, formerly of Real Housewives of New York and some other Bravo show I didn’t watch, and her husband (whose name alludes me because I don’t care), are also headed toward a break-up, according to her meddling mother (and Star Magazine) (which is known for it’s truthiness and honesty.)
What if some supervillain is creating and selling television cameras that put out a radio frequency to make the individuals in its path fall in love, but only stay in love while the camera is on them? That would explain a lot. And be the worst supervillain plan EVER.
Anybody following the Michael Jackson trial? The involuntary manslaughter trail of Dr. Conrad Murray, the cardiologist who administered the Propofol that caused Jackson to pass, is in it’s second week. Although Murray claimed he administered only 25 mg of Propofol, much higher and extremely toxic levels were found in the singer’s system.
The defense testified that Jackson ingested a bottle of the drug while Murray was out of the room, but his fingerprints weren’t found on any of the bottles.
Oh, hey, anybody else want some bad news? The Ashton Kutcher cheating plot thickens after he reportedly cheated on wife Demi Moore with two…count em….TWO…girls in a hot tub ….on his anniversary.
Really? Really.
With all the Charlie Sheen cray-cray, then this: is Two and a Half Men cursed? I mean, besides cursing us with terrible and inappropriate jokes for going on, what, five years? (How has that show not been canceled yet?)
(Gratuitious Ryan Reynolds picture.)
GAH I’m just a little black cloud over your morning, huh? How about some fun news to finish it up:
- Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were caught in an early morning makeout session in a Boston train station. See also: My “hot under the collar” Pinterest board.
- Prince Harry is coming to the US for helicopter training (get ready, Hutch.)
- Kim Kardashian’s wedding airs on E! This weekend, so set your DVR’s, people (for whatever else is on at the same time, because my readers clearly are over the Kardashians as a whole.)
- LeAnn Rimes and Guiliana Ranic have finally ended their feud about who is skinnier. Whew, thank God, I was losing sleep. Hope their protruding bones don’t cut each other when they hug and make up.
Enjoy your weekend, and don’t do anything Ashton wouldn’t do!
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I have no idea why Two and a Half Men is on the air either…seriously who even watches that?
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Two and a half men. Super, super annoying. That show just makes me crazy.
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Guiliana Rancic has no business calling anyone else out for “being too skinny.” That is all.
I certainly hope Kim Kardashian’s marriage lasts as long as the build-up to its TV airing has. So sick of those promos as I watch my SATC reruns on E! each night.
And didn’t you know? Two and a Half Men is the “best show on television!” I know… I don’t get it either.
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I tried to watch the new Two and a Half Men and after the first episode I was done. It reminded me why I stopped watching it in the first place.
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Hehehe! I heart you and your celeb roundup! Thanks for the shoutout.
And I really want to know what’s going on with Ali & Roberto!
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Could just be the first time that Ashton has gotten caught? How do we know that this isnt how they make their relationship work and he is just getting sloppy.
Still, its easy to keep this crap private. I want part of that 900 million dollar pie!
I am SO over Two & Half Men, Kardashians and anything Betthenny related. Except I clicked on all the links because I’m a sucker like that with celebrity stories. I really gotta pay more attention to this stuff & start feeding my obsession that is the celebrity round up.
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I heard about ali and roberto on the radio this morning. Very interesting. When will people realize that reality shows are not the best place to look for love??
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If there is a curse, the following celebrities should appear on Two and a half Men :
Anything named Kardashian
Kate Gosselin
Donald Trump
Casey Anthony
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I think the only thing catchy about Two and a Half Men is the intro song…which I’m sure I have you singing now. You’re welcome!
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Even the title ‘Two and a Half Men’ is stupid. Thank goodness I never wasted any time watching it.
OMG more Kardashians on the air??? Enough already!
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I think I am the only female who thinks Two and a Half Men is HILARIOUS! Well, at least it was when crazyass Charlie Sheen was on it. It sucks so far.
I’ve never even heard of Ali & Roberto.
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You’re right in saying that this update is where I get my celebrity news. Because it kills my brain cells every time I see those dumb magazines or watch those annoying shows.
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Little sad about the Ali thing. She was one of the less annoying women/men on that show and I liked her and Roberto together. I don’t think fighting until you’re in tears is a sign that you’re miserable. It might be a sign that you both needed to shut up for a second and get some fresh air, but I don’t think it’s the end all be all of a relationship. Nice friends, Ali.
Over Michael Jackson, more so than the Kardashian clan.
Ryan Reynolds is a Hottie Mchotterson, and I’m glad to hear he’s back in the saddle. Even if it is with *Blake Lively*. :p
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Ryan Reynolds continues to decrease in hotness with his cray-cray girl choices. If I am to keep count, didn’t he marry Alannis and then Scarlett? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d drop my whole life for a chance to kiss those ripped abs, but really,he gets around?!
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Two and a half men is ridiculous. I never liked that show. And wow, a relationship not working out from reality tv. I didn’t see that one coming!
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