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It’s finally Friday, I’m free again, got my motor running for a wild weekend.
That is, if “wild” means feeding my child some really crazy combinations of baby food, like applesauce and chicken…delicious. We live on the wild side.
Time for the Celebrity Weekly Round-up!
First up, Rep. Anthony Weiner, who in either a stunning coincidence or divine fate, copped to sending out pictures of his wiener on Twitter. I’m so glad we live in a world where “that’s what she said” jokes exist.
Several things here. First, his wife is gorgeous and an aide to the secretary of state, so it’s not like she’s some empty headed bimbo overt here, ya know? Second, why. As in, why would you do that, Anthony Weiner? And thirdly, who. As in who really wants to see that.
He said none of the relationships were physical, they were just women he met on Facebook. Ok, well then, that’s juuusstt fine. NEVERMIND YOU GUYS!!! HE’S COOL! THEY WERE JUST FACEBOOK FRIENDS!
Apparently, Weiner intended to send a direct message to another Twitter follower, but instead sent an @ message, which, for those of you who aren’t on Twitter (and that number should be 0 people because Twitter is awesome and you’re missing out) means that the message became public instead of private like he intended. What a sticky situation (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.) But really, can we blame the technology when it really shouldn’t have happened at all, direct message or not?
As technology evolves, famous people just have more and more opportunities to creatively send pictures of their genitals and/or inappropriate text messages and voicemails to other people. Have we learned nothing from Tiger Woods, famous people? It’s like when Blake Lively was like, “La di dah, I’m bored with life I think I’ll take some naked pictures. *snap* Now I’ll send them to my boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio!” and then expected those to never go anywhere. People, it’s technology, not magic. Money doesn’t make you immune to hackers, so keep your privates in your pants. I know it’s hard (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!) but it will save you lots of embarrassment in the long run.
Moving on to something a little more PG13, Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez are getting hot and heavy. Some recent pictures showed his hands firmly planted on her behind. Selena, BACK AWAY FROM THE IPHONE.
Hear that sound? It’s the ripping of a million Justin Beieber posters off the walls of heartbroken tweens’ bedrooms.
In “never going to be as big a deal as my brother, so why even bother?” news, Prince Harry said he’s not getting married for a long time. Sew those wild oats while you can. I know a certain puma who would be happy to help you.
It’s been awhile since I talked about Teen Mom, huh? I know how you all really depend on me for your Teen Mom news, so before I disappoint, Jenelle has logged her 30 days at a Malibu rehab and is now back home with her son. Well good! Now she can jump right back in to that wonderful mothering she was doing before she checked-in. Or, let’s hope she actually has cleaned up and can be there for her son and that the snooze button is broken on her 15 minutes of fame….FOREVER.
It’s almost time for me to clock out and enjoy my weekend hanging out with my sister and brother-in-law. Happy Weekending, friends!
What was your favorite story of the week? Look at your cell phone. Are there naked pictures there? If so, please delete them.
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WEINERS!!!! Yes, what an unfortunate name and unfortunate twitter sli up. And seriously I have never gotten the whole nude picture thing. I just checked my phone and iPad and there were zero nude pics so I think I’m good.
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Oh thank goodness…cause you know, clearly it’s very easy to accidentally send them.
I just about died listening to all the Weiner talk on the news lately. Weiner this, Weiner that.. Lol.
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I know, right? How crazy is it that his name is Weiner…no comedy writer in the world could come up with something that funny.
Oh Anthony Weiner. Oh my… I thought the interview was funny (the one where he was still denying) and Wolf said is this a picture of you- and he was like yah, I dunno… HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?!?!?! I have never taken a picture of my ***. If there was a picture of one on the internet and said it was mine – I would be like yah, no… I don’t take pictures of that… why would I? It’s just weird.
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that’s a great point! So not only is he stupid and clueless, he’s a bad liar.
Weiner is such a weiner.
And celebs are crazy.
The cray cray! Which is why I’m so obsessed with them I guess
This is hilarious!!! No naked pictures on my phone LOL!
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Thank goodness! You never know when one might accidentally be Tweeted
No naked pictures on mine. Forget the media…it would be even worse if my kids saw it. Lol
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ha! Yeah, you can tell he’s childless (well, sort o since his wife is preggo) because he has the time and energy and privacy to take pictures of his stuff and post it on Twitter.
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Hell yes I would! I’d up and move to London just to have the title of mistress. I have been giggling like a 5 year old all week with these Weiner jokes. Heck it doesn’t even have to be a joke, just his name in print.
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Here’s the thing about Anthony Weiner…he’s been around NY politics for a LONG time and he’s got quite the reputation as a player. I never understood it myself. In fact, I’ve often just shaken my head in disbelief. But women love the guy. And his wife is gorgeous and smart…so I don’t get why he would be tweeting pictures of his junk.
But I never get that about any of these guys. They never learn from the mistakes of the guys before them. Did he really think these girls cared about him? Because they sold their photos and stories to the first news outlet to come along.
At least it kept me entertained all week.
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Wiener is a wiener. That is all.
I feel bad for those poor girls so madly in love with the Biebs. They are probably heart broken about his grabbing Gomez on the bottom.
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I honestly didn’t realize that the congressman sexting pictures of his junk to girls on Twitter had the last name of Weiner until just a few days ago. Shows you how much I pay attention to the news. Or Jon Stewart. But when I finally put two and two together, I just stood there and laughed for three straight minutes. Because I’m actually a 12-year-old boy trapped inside the body of a 36-year-old woman. This is a gift from the comedy gods, is what it is.
Anyway, I agree with you – when will they learn? Famous people are stupid.
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What she said! As in what Kristin said! Famous people are so freaking stupid. At least it provided some entertainment.
Weiner – an unfortunate name.
Beiber – another unfortunate name. And hairdo. Poor Selena.
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Poor Weiner because of his name and his completely stupidity his 5 minutes of fame is probably going to last 10.
And, totally agree, famous people are idiots.
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Okay, because I have had my head under a rock with school and work, I can now ‘fess up that I had no idea about the Weiner thing. Everyone else seemed to know, so I wouldn’t admit it. So thanks for the recap!
Have a great weekend!
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I knew I could be useful for something!
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Seriously it doesn’t get much better than wiener sending wiener shots!!!! And the bieber fans are going insane!!!
Okay, so I just found out about Selena and Justin (at my kids’ dentist appointments…they have the best magazines there!)
Anyway.
He is 17. And the whole article was about their trip to Hawaii and how they had to change rooms for “more privacy” etc.
Ummm. Really. Like they’re grown-ups or something?
They aren’t. But she’s 18. I know. I know. I know. Double standards and all that.
Still. isn’t that, like, illegal?
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I just can’t help but think…WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? I can’t imagine I’d let my son jaunt off to Hawaii with his girlfriend UNCHAPERONED at 17 years old.
When I was pregnant, I watched a lot of Oprah and Dr. Phil. There was much made about sexting. I said to Scott “Oh we so can not have a girl.” And I’ve been worried every since.
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