It’s finally Friday, I’m free again, got my motor running for a wild weekend.
That is, if “wild” means feeding my child some really crazy combinations of baby food, like applesauce and chicken…delicious. We live on the wild side.
Time for the Celebrity Weekly Round-up!
First up, Rep. Anthony Weiner, who in either a stunning coincidence or divine fate, copped to sending out pictures of his wiener on Twitter. I’m so glad we live in a world where “that’s what she said” jokes exist.
Several things here. First, his wife is gorgeous and an aide to the secretary of state, so it’s not like she’s some empty headed bimbo overt here, ya know? Second, why. As in, why would you do that, Anthony Weiner? And thirdly, who. As in who really wants to see that.
He said none of the relationships were physical, they were just women he met on Facebook. Ok, well then, that’s juuusstt fine. NEVERMIND YOU GUYS!!! HE’S COOL! THEY WERE JUST FACEBOOK FRIENDS!
Apparently, Weiner intended to send a direct message to another Twitter follower, but instead sent an @ message, which, for those of you who aren’t on Twitter (and that number should be 0 people because Twitter is awesome and you’re missing out) means that the message became public instead of private like he intended. What a sticky situation (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.) But really, can we blame the technology when it really shouldn’t have happened at all, direct message or not?
As technology evolves, famous people just have more and more opportunities to creatively send pictures of their genitals and/or inappropriate text messages and voicemails to other people. Have we learned nothing from Tiger Woods, famous people? It’s like when Blake Lively was like, “La di dah, I’m bored with life I think I’ll take some naked pictures. *snap* Now I’ll send them to my boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio!” and then expected those to never go anywhere. People, it’s technology, not magic. Money doesn’t make you immune to hackers, so keep your privates in your pants. I know it’s hard (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!) but it will save you lots of embarrassment in the long run.
Moving on to something a little more PG13, Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez are getting hot and heavy. Some recent pictures showed his hands firmly planted on her behind. Selena, BACK AWAY FROM THE IPHONE.
Hear that sound? It’s the ripping of a million Justin Beieber posters off the walls of heartbroken tweens’ bedrooms.
In “never going to be as big a deal as my brother, so why even bother?” news, Prince Harry said he’s not getting married for a long time. Sew those wild oats while you can. I know a certain puma who would be happy to help you.
It’s been awhile since I talked about Teen Mom, huh? I know how you all really depend on me for your Teen Mom news, so before I disappoint, Jenelle has logged her 30 days at a Malibu rehab and is now back home with her son. Well good! Now she can jump right back in to that wonderful mothering she was doing before she checked-in. Or, let’s hope she actually has cleaned up and can be there for her son and that the snooze button is broken on her 15 minutes of fame….FOREVER.
It’s almost time for me to clock out and enjoy my weekend hanging out with my sister and brother-in-law. Happy Weekending, friends!
What was your favorite story of the week? Look at your cell phone. Are there naked pictures there? If so, please delete them.