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My husband is funny. Real funny.
Me and Hubby, 25 pounds and 4 years ago.
He’ll do and so almost anything to make me laugh. Sometimes I try to get really mad at him and it’s just not possible because he cracks a joke or makes a funny face.
I’ve been collecting funny things he says for a couple weeks so I could post in honor of our fourth anniversary, which is today!
Hubby: If a bear attacked my house, I’d kill it and then hang it’s skin on the wall as a warning to other bears.
Hubby: (imitating the driver of a car with 88 Dale Jr painted on the back windshield) I wanna do it up real nice. I might even use regular paint so it’ll stay.
Me: That McDonalds worker just called you hon.
Hubby: That’s because she knows I’m frugal. Nothing hotter than a frugal man.Hubby [at 11:30 pm while we're trying to go to sleep]: How do you think they get the fat out of fat free milk?
Me: I don’t know. Why did you think of that?
Hubby: I DON’T KNOW! This is the kind of thing that goes through my head at night.Hubby: On Undercover Boss, why don’t they ever catch on? It’s the same fake scenario every time. Don’t they see the show? ‘Hi, I’m from a reality show where I’m competing for a position at this company’. ‘Reality show, you mean Undercover Boss?’
There are a lot more but unfortunately I didn’t do a very good job collecting. Maybe I’ll make this a semi-regular thing?
Happy Anniversary, Hubby! Thanks for making my life so fun and full of love!
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Happy anniversary mr and mrs blogworthy! Lol
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Happy Anniversary!
You really should start keeping a list of things that Mr. Blogworthy says because those were hilarious. I wonder…does he lose sleep over how they take fat out of fat free milk?
Happy Anniversary. I do definitely think the laughter and stupid silly stuff is one of the best things about being married, well at least to me.
Agreed! It helps the hard times not be so hard when you have a husband who makes you laugh.
Congratulations guys! Happy anniversary! I had an almost identical experience. Recently, I was holding a bottle of my wife’s seemingly separated breast milk and thinking about homogeneous skim milk. I asked my wife, “what’s the deal with pasteurization?” to which she responded with a blank stare and a request for more chores and less thinking.
Honestly, that’s probably why he was talking about it! So weird how it separates and really makes you think about what you’re drinking. We had some whole milk the other day for a pie and had a little left..it’s so different compared to the skim we usually drink.
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This solidifies it. I have no doubt we’d all be great friends IRL
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I totally lol’ed at the bear comment. Probably because I heard it in Dwight Schrute’s voice in my head.
Happy Anniversary!! My hubs has some of the most ridiculous quotes too. I so need to start writing them down. he actually likes being the inspirations for my posts, well most of the time! Hope he’s taking you out somewhere nice!
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Happy Anniversary! It’s fun having a funny hubby….I do too.
But I can never remember the funny things he says, so maybe I should write a few down!
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Happy Anniversary! Yes, please keep up with his witty comments!
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I’m pretty sure you two are made for one another! Happy 4th!
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Happy Anniversary!
Congratulations guys! And yes, I agree, nothing hotter than a frugal man LOL
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Love it!!
Awwww! There’s nothing better than a hubby who can make you laugh! Happy Anniversary!
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Happy Anniversary!!!!
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Happy anniversary! Your hubby sounds like fun. Keep the laughs coming, year after year!
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Happy Annivrsary you two lovebirds!!
Thank ya! What do you think of the new blog??
Very clever! Great idea! If I did this with my hubby too, I’d have material for a year!
And happy fourth! Here’s wishing much more happiness for both of you!
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