[Conversation between me and Hubby Sunday while we were out for lunch]
Me: Saturday was pretty much the best day ever.
Hubby: Why? Because I wasn’t around to turn the TV on sports.
Me: Yes, I watched four hours of “What Not To Wear” on TLC.
Hubby: that’s all? Lame.
Me: That’s not ALL I watched. I also watched “Little Miss Perfect”, “House Hunters” and “18 Kids and Counting”.
Hubby: Really lame.
Me: I love watching “What Not to Wear” because it confirms that I know how to dress really well.
Hubby: Hmmm. Say, would you like me to refill your cup with more soda or get you a glass of humility?